Better Than Sex Fruit Salad

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### Instructions

#### 1. Prepare the Fruit
1. Wash and dry all the fruits thoroughly.
2. Chop the strawberries, pineapple, kiwi, and any other larger fruits into bite-sized pieces.
3. Combine all the prepared fruits in a large mixing bowl.

#### 2. Make the Dressing
1. In a medium bowl, mix the whipped topping, vanilla yogurt, honey, and vanilla extract until smooth and creamy.
2. Stir in the orange zest for a bright, citrusy note.

#### 3. Combine and Chill
1. Pour the creamy dressing over the fruit and gently toss to coat evenly.
2. Cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes to allow the flavors to meld together.

#### 4. Serve and Garnish
– Transfer the fruit salad to a serving bowl.
– Sprinkle with toasted coconut flakes, chopped nuts, or drizzle with chocolate syrup for added decadence.

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### Tips for the Best Fruit Salad

– **Choose Ripe Fruits**: The fresher and juicier the fruits, the better your salad will taste.
– **Keep It Cold**: Serve the salad chilled for the best flavor and texture.
– **Prevent Browning**: Toss apple or banana slices in a little lemon juice if you’re adding them to the mix.
– **Make It Ahead**: You can prepare the salad and dressing separately a day in advance. Combine them just before serving to keep the fruit fresh and crisp.

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### Why It’s Better Than… Anything Else

– **Refreshing and Indulgent**: It’s the perfect combination of healthy and indulgent, satisfying your sweet tooth without being overly heavy.
– **A Versatile Delight**: Serve it as a dessert, a side dish, or even a midday snack.
– **Endless Compliments**: Be prepared for everyone to ask for the recipe—it’s that good!

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### Conclusion

The *Better Than Sex Fruit Salad* isn’t just a fruit salad—it’s an experience. With its vibrant colors, tantalizing flavors, and creamy dressing, it’s a dish that’ll have everyone coming back for seconds. Try it for your next gathering or just to treat yourself—you deserve it!