An old famer and the circle flies

“Them flies that circle a horse’s ass,” answered the farmer. “Them are circle flies.”

“You wouldn’t be calling me a horse’s ass, would you?” The trooper angrily asked.

“Nope, I didn’t,” the farmer replied. “But you just can’t fool them flies.

Jacob asked his teacher some tricky questions. It’s funny!

A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her “How do you put an elephant in the fridge?”

The teacher said, “I don’t know, how?”

Jacob then said, “You open the door and put it in there!”

Then Jacob asked the teacher another question “How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?”

The teacher then replied, “Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?”

Jacob said, “No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.”

Then he asked another question…”All the animals went to the lion’s birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?”

The teacher was a bit confused and said “The lion?”

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