The flight attendant raised an eyebrow, a little puzzled by his question. “Uh, no, they’re just regular peanuts.”
Paddy smiled mischievously. “Right, right. I knew it! I heard from a fella in the pub once, ‘If you eat peanuts while flying, you’ll get a free upgrade.’”
The attendant stared at him, unsure whether he was joking or seriously misunderstanding the entire concept of airline snacks.
Paddy boarded the plane, but true to his nature, things didn’t get any clearer. Onboard, he asked the flight attendant, “Is this seat 14B or 14C? Or is it 15A? My seat number has all the letters and numbers mixed up like a jigsaw puzzle!”
