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Paddy, a bit too eager to get the most out of the flight, leaned over to his neighbor and whispered, “Do you think 35,000 feet means we’re halfway to the moon?”
His neighbor, shaking her head with a smile, whispered back, “No, Paddy. We’re still firmly on Earth.”
Paddy grinned, “Ah well, close enough!”

When the peanuts finally arrived, Paddy grabbed handfuls, shoving them into his mouth like he was starving. As he munched away, he thought about the mysterious powers of the “magic peanuts” he had been promised.
Minutes later, the flight attendant came by, smiling sweetly. “Would you like a drink with those peanuts, sir?”