Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!

The attendant, barely holding in her laughter, kindly handed him his actual boarding pass. As Paddy was about to board the plane, he suddenly remembered something. He hurried back to the desk and asked, “Excuse me, miss, do I get any peanuts on this flight?”
“Of course, sir,” she replied. “But you should probably be seated first, before the peanuts arrive.”

Paddy nodded and marched toward the gate, but before stepping onto the plane, he turned around and asked, “What’s the deal with the peanuts, anyway? Are they special? Are they magic peanuts?”
The flight attendant raised an eyebrow, a little puzzled by his question. “Uh, no, they’re just regular peanuts.”
Paddy smiled mischievously. “Right, right. I knew it! I heard from a fella in the pub once, ‘If you eat peanuts while flying, you’ll get a free upgrade.’”

The attendant stared at him, unsure whether he was joking or seriously misunderstanding the entire concept of airline snacks.
Paddy boarded the plane, but true to his nature, things didn’t get any clearer. Onboard, he asked the flight attendant, “Is this seat 14B or 14C? Or is it 15A? My seat number has all the letters and numbers mixed up like a jigsaw puzzle!”