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He deflated a little. “Okay, okay, I get it! I’m sorry!”
“Oh, I accept your apology,” I said sweetly. “But I’ve already called your mom…”
The color drained from his face. “You didn’t.”
“Mark!” she bellowed, marching into the house. “Did you really make my sweeties sleep on the floor so you could play your little games?”
Mark looked like he wanted the floor to open up and swallow him whole. “Mom, it’s not… I mean, I didn’t…”
I patted her arm. “It’s not your fault, Linda. Some boys just take longer to grow up than others.”