Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding! –

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey.

The stewardess asked the Muslim if he’d like a drink. He replied in disgust,

“I’d rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!” Paddy handed his drink back and said,

“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!”…CONTINUE READING IN BELOW