After my son pushed me down the stairs for refusing to pay his gambling debts, I didn’t shed a tear. The next afternoon, I roasted a prime rib, polished his late father’s crystal glasses, and set the dining room to perfection. He strutted in, grabbed a piece of meat with his bare hands, and laughed, “Good girl. Now go get my checkbook.” He stopped dead when the three men in suits turned around from the head of the table. They weren’t my friends; they were the estate lawyers, and they had just finished notarizing his complete disinheritance. – True Stories