DJ RUBIO DROPS THE BEAT: Secretary of Everything Shows He Can Run the World AND the Dance Floor

of Rubio accepting progressively more improbable positions, as governor of Cuba, president of Venezuela, Shah of Iran, manager of Manchester United, and CEO of Spirit Airlines, the last of which was posted by Republican Senator Mike Lee to enormous engagement.

“Marco Rubio running Spirit Airlines” accompanied by an image of Rubio in a captain’s hat continue reading …