My Neighbor Called the Cops on My Kids Because ‘Children Shouldn’t Be Screaming Outside’ – So I Went to War with Her

that match her flower beds. Yard always perfect, not a leaf out of place.

And she looks at my kids like they’re stray dogs.

The first time I really clocked her, the boys were racing scooters past her house.

Noah shrieked laughing when Liam almost ran into a trash can.

She stared at them like they were smashing windows.

I was on the porch smiling, and I continue reading …