My Neighbor Called the Cops on My Kids Because ‘Children Shouldn’t Be Screaming Outside’ – So I Went to War with Her

car,” I said finally. “We’re leaving.”

“When were you planning to tell me?”

Mark’s face tightened. “Linda, don’t do this.”

“Do what? Remove myself from a conversation where my life is being rearranged without my consent?”

Helen rolled her eyes so hard I thought they might get stuck. “Oh, stop being dramatic.”

Mark rubbed his face. “I didn’t want you to continue reading …