My Parents Called Me At 2 A.M. On Christmas Eve Screaming For $20,000 …

Too sleek.

I frowned.

Budget trip?

I clicked on her profile. She had blocked me from seeing her main posts, but she must have forgotten to block me from her stories.

Amateur mistake.

I went to my burner account.

Yes, I have a fake Instagram account, mostly to keep tabs on ex-girlfriends and apparently my lying family.

I looked up her profile.

It was public.continue reading …