My Parents Called Me At 2 A.M. On Christmas Eve Screaming For $20,000 …

into bed. I pulled the duvet over my head.

I didn’t sleep, of course. I lay there staring at the darkness, listening to the wind howl outside, waiting for the inevitable fallout.

I expected my dad to bang on my door the next day. I expected a lawsuit.

But I didn’t expect the call that actually came.

Because while I was lying there worrying about being continue reading …