My wife and I found this on

oddly smooth, with a dull sheen that made it look almost… deliberate.

My wife kept her distance, hovering by the door, while I leaned in closer, torn between curiosity and the urge to bleach the entire house.

We joked nervously, but neither of us really laughed.

We tried everything: Google image search, group chats, frantic messages to friends who “watch continue reading …